Category: vacation

Going Bananas (Savannah, that is)

Oh, hi! How are you? How have you been the last 1,346 days? (Or 3 years, 8 months, and 8 days if that’s easier.) I hope this finds you well! It’s been a minute since I posted and I couldn’t think of a better comeback post than talking about the best (and most fun) base, er, BANANA BALL team on the planet.

I was fortunate enough to snag tickets to a coveted Savannah Bananas game when they went on sale in January. Tickets sell out immediately and I was excited to finally see what all the brouhaha was about. When March arrived, three of my friends and I caught them in Montgomery, Alabama, for their 2023 Banana Ball World Tour. It was my first time seeing the Bananas and they exceeded all expectations…from the party they throw while you’re waiting in line to get in (that was at least a mile long) to the very last pitch (and all the tricks, dancing, and band music you could ask for in between). The show/game lasted 2 hours (Banana ball rules) and I was sad when it was over. I took hundreds of pictures and clips of all the shenanigans, registered for giveaways, and laughed so much I cried.

Fast forward to April when I received notification that I was the grand prize winner of the 2023 Golden Ticket Sweepstakes from the Bananas and their amazing sponsor, Zappos. Working in IT, I immediately thought it was a scam. I emailed them back to “accept” the prize and see what was next. It was not, in fact, a scam. It was A MAJOR AWARD! Executive Rock Star Tara Whiddon (her real title!!) responded that I had won the big prize in their contest which was airfare, hotel, and VIB (Very Important Banana) tickets to see them during their stop in Las Vegas in May. I immediately passed out. 🤣🤣

Tara lived up to her Rock Star title in getting me and my bestie set up with our plane tickets, hotel reservations, and everything we would need for the trip. I am not the easiest travel companion, especially on planes, so Tara went above and beyond in accommodating us to make sure we (I) were extremely comfortable and I am forever grateful to her (and the Bananas and Zappos) for that. We got in pretty late at night and Tara the Rock Star was waiting there to pick us up and take us to our hotel (Rock star status for me: Unlocked. Felt like it anyway). Once we got to our room, rock star status went into overload. There were gold lamé balloons on the wall spelling out “Welcome Sherri and Liz”, banana balloon creations, and lots of Savannah Bananas and Zappos swag for us. I don’t know the last time I felt so special.

Liz (bestie) and I spent the next 2 days running around, exploring Vegas. It was her first time so we tried to cram as much into our long weekend as possible. In my humble opinion we managed quite a bit. The Bananas were staying in the same hotel so we constantly ran into them in the halls and elevators and during breakfast in the lobby. I fangirled every time I saw one and probably embarrassed poor Liz to pieces.

It was finally the day of the game and Tara again showed off her Rock Star skills by picking us up in the tour version of the Bananamobile and whisked us away to the mountains of Nevada to the Las Vegas Ballpark. We were greeted by another pair of SB rock stars who knew exactly who we were and where to take us (to hang with the other VIBs). VIBs get early access to the games and get to meet all the players, coaches, and more before the game (and get to take all the pictures with them they want). They also get to choose their seats before regular GA ticket holders are permitted in. I had mentioned to Tara in a phone conversation early on that I LOVED watching the umpire at the Montgomery game – he is the BEST dancer. Unbeknownst to us, she had passed along the message and as we descended onto the field I heard someone yell “SHERRI” at the top of their lungs. I turned to see Vincent, the Dancing Umpire, running toward us. He grabbed me in a huge hug and I thought my face was going to permanently freeze into the biggest smile I’d ever had. I am STILL smiling. After the greatest hug ever, we took tons of pictures with the players and got them to autograph our SB poster. Vincent actually signed my VIB laminate and I fangirled all over again. The game was so much fun with 20 new tricks we hadn’t seen before. I don’t know how they keep coming up with fresh material, but they DO👏🏻IT👏🏻EVERY👏🏻NIGHT. We also met Jesse Cole – the owner, always wearing a bright yellow tux with hat at the games, the Banana Band, the Man-anas (their Dad Bod Cheerleading Squad), the official SB magician, the SB mascot Split, and more.

The game, players, coaches, crew, and everyone on the SB team were all amazing and we couldn’t have asked for a better time. It did start raining and lightning at one point so Liz and I headed out in order not to die (though we would have died happy). I’ve posted some photos of our epic adventure and have to thank the Savannah Bananas, Zappos, and the entire SB (and the Party Animals!) team for making this the trip of a lifetime. And of course, Vincent..the sexiest dancing umpire alive.

Naked in Savannah

I recently posted a funny (now) little story about my belated honeymoon trip a few weeks ago to Savannah, Georgia. A few friends aren’t on Facebook and asked me to post it elsewhere, so here you go! Enjoy my nekkidness. 🙂

The man and I hadn’t taken a trip together all last year, even after getting married last February. So, we pooled our resources, saved up our time, and planned a mini honeymoon over Christmas vacation to Savannah. We drove over on Christmas Day and stayed 5 days. Five glorious days in another city with fine food, art, libations, and no clothes.

Yes, that’s right…no clothes. Here’s how the conversation went:

Arrived in Savannah, Christmas night. Got the car unloaded and settled into the hotel room. Looked around at all my many bags to get my pajamas out –

Me: Honey, where’s my suitcase?

The Man: What suitcase?

Me: The one with all my clothes in it.

The Man: I don’t know. Did he not bring it up? I didn’t see it in the trunk. I could have overlooked it.

Me: No, you wouldn’t have overlooked it. It would have gone in firs…..oh……wait……it would have needed to go in first because it was the biggest. And I don’t remember putting it in there.

Me, frantically calling our friend who was house and pet sitting for us. No answer. Thinking…thinking…thinking…retracing steps. I had a ton of bags and brought down as many as I could carry in the first trip downstairs. Oh wait….I never went back upstairs for the rest. For my SUITCASE OF CLOTHES.

Text to sitter: Did you see a suitcase upstairs, by chance?
Sitter: Yes, I wondered about that. Was hoping it was there on purpose.

AGGGHHHHH!

Yup, went on vacation and left all my clothes at home. After losing it for about 15 minutes (I had a full come apart on Christmas day on my honeymoon in a beautiful hotel room), The Man calmed me down and assured me we would go shopping for clothes the next day. I didn’t need much, but still…I had such cute outfits packed. After a little while longer I was laughing about it. And then laughing every 15 minutes thereafter just thinking about it. I cracked up all weekend after my meltdown.

We went to “commercial Savannah” the next day and got a few items. As it turns out, I came upon 2 pairs of jeans in my other bags while we were there so all was fine. But imagine going on vacation and finding out THE EMPEROR HAS NO CLOTHES when you got there. I was wearing leggings and a t-shirt for the 7 hour drive over. That.was.it.

That wasn’t the BEST part of the trip, but it was definitely the funniest!

Rainy Days and Crazy Nights

Sometimes I feel like I’m drowning in all the things I have to do or have going on. I know I’m not the only one, but the feeling gets old after a while. I’m overwhelmed, sleep deprived and emotional. I don’t think the holidays are helping. While they’re nice and festive, they just remind me of how broke I truly am these days.

I’m moving this weekend. I’m trying desperately to get the keys to the new place ahead of time and I was supposed to get them today so I can start moving boxes and bags of stuff over. I checked yesterday and now I am to “check in” with the office on Wednesday morning to see when I can get them. So, that is adding to my downward spiral. It’s nothing major..just another bump in the road that I didn’t think I would have to deal with. If this keeps up, I’ll be moving by myself on Friday. I am not feeling sorry for myself, but I really was hoping to get the keys early and enlist my man’s help before Friday to move stuff. He will be gone this weekend, so that kinda sucks too. I have a friend who is coming to help me on Saturday get some movers, but I’m not asking her to move anything herself. I just thought things would be better worked out and progressing nicely if I got the keys early. I may be able to get them tomorrow, so I need not worry just yet. It’s just that I thought I would have them today.

Since I am not getting them today, I took last night off from packing. I tried to get some sleep b/c I have been missing a lot lately due to the people and dog upstairs. No luck. Last night was spent lying awake in my bed listening to the ruckus of the dog and Bigfeet up there. Both of them. OMG, I’m so over this place. I am wondering if my tolerance is low b/c I know I’m moving soon. I’m just counting the days. But each day that I’m there it seems to get worse and it drives me even more crazy. I have a lot of anger built up. I know it’s useless and not healthy and I’m trying to let it go, but it’s going to take some seriously releasing.

My car is having issues. It’s out of alignment and last night, I noticed the door doing something strange. On top of trying to figure out HOW I’m going to pay for it to get fixed, I have to try and figure out WHEN I can take it in. I pretty much need it for work and for the move and have no idea when I can be without it. That is a pain my ass, also. I just want to say, “Screw it” and drive it the way it is, but people are advising against that b/c I have new tires. One more thing I have to try and get done before I leave.

I seem to be having a pity party these days between work, the holidays, the car, moving and trying to get ready for vacation. I am trying hard not to, but the holidays always get me down since my divorce. This is not how my life was supposed to be. This wasn’t what I had planned. I know that plans change and that it’s ok. I know that it works out for the better a lot of time, but it’s just hard seeing that right now. I was supposed to be married with kids by now. That’s how I feel anyway. Not because society dictates that or says that’s the way it should be…but because I wanted that. Well, at least still married. The kids part would come when the time was right.

I want to go home….for good. I feel like I’m in over my head with everything and I know it’s just a temporary feeling. I know that things don’t always stay the same and I won’t always feel like this. I know that in my head…but my heart is having a hard time believing that right now. Last week I felt on top of the world b/c I was getting out of that apartment and I was bypassing all the fees and felt like the universe was smiling on me. Then I had a crisis at work that totally got me all out of sorts and now this week is dark. I wish there was some consistency…some normalcy…some happiness for a good, long while. There are aspects of my life that are wonderful and have been for some time now. But when I’m having a rough time, it seems that I focus on only that.

I wish the move was over and I could sleep again. While I want to go back to Alabama and visit, I need that time off from work to get my life in order in the new apartment so I don’t come back to chaos (unpacked apartment). Yet, I want to go back to Alabama and just stay. Not worry about coming back. And going back to Alabama is not the answer to all my woes right now…it just seems like it. I want to retreat to the place that is most comforting to me, even though I’m doing good here. I still just want to go home.

A friend sent this to me today. I know it made me put things in perspective a bit more. Maybe it will help you too.

“You and I are essentially infinite choice-makers. In every moment of our existence, we are in that field of all possibilities where we have access to an infinity of choices.”
– Deepak Chopra: Doctor and mind/body/spirit author


It’s nice to be reminded of our choices. Sometimes you may feel as if you’re simply on a roller coaster, simply along for the ride, with little control. But that couldn’t be further from the truth. Right now, you’re choosing to read this. Then you can choose to work on a project, or get coffee, or talk to a friend. Or save a life, or improve your life, or simply give up. The choices are out there waiting for you to choose or refuse.

Croakachoke

Hehehehe, actually it’s Ocracoke. It’s an island in NC somewhere off the coast. My friends went to it while we were on vacation in the Outerbanks this past week. The beach was wonderful – beautiful water, hot sand, shade and breeze. Very relaxing. The pool was even nicer! lol. It was so nice to come back from a morning at the beach and lounge around the pool with the cool, clean water and no sand. It was a week of rest, Wii, lighthouses, shopping, fudge, pool, beach, boogie boards, umbrellas, SPF 50, beers, frozen margaritas, naps, and lots and lots of seafood! I had some of the best crab legs I’ve ever eaten at Fishbones at Scarborough Faire. We stayed in a huge house in Duck and vegged out for an entire week. Some of us were more active than others (you go, Elizabeth!) and I think everyone had a good time.

Now it’s back to work, Millie, and more work. From now until the end of the year I am going to be one busy lady at work. But I’m not complaining – I am thankful to have a job and a wonderful job at that. I work with great people and this company is one of the nicest I’ve ever worked for. They truly appreciate the resources they have and that’s nice to see and be a part of.

Not much else is going on in my world right now. I am restless. Internally and externally. We shall see what comes of that. I don’t know my place right now and there are outside forces affecting that. Of course I realize I’m ENABLING them to affect me that way and I need to put a stop to it. Easier said than done. I’ll just let it be and see what happens. Time will tell.

Hugs to all! Glad to be back. Hope you had a wonderful Labor Day!